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Mystery scoops packed with horror goodies.

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Choose your scoop. Tell us your horror favorites. We pull beads to reveal your mystery goodies.

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👻 Ghost Grab — 1 Mystery Scoop of Horror

👻 Ghost Grab — 1 Mystery Scoop of Horror

$39.99

🔪 Slasher Stash — 2 Scoops of Pure Dread

🔪 Slasher Stash — 2 Scoops of Pure Dread

$59.99

🎃 Final Girl Bundle — 3 Scoops. Will You Survive?

🎃 Final Girl Bundle — 3 Scoops. Will You Survive?

$79.99

🖤 Vault Haul — 5 Scoops of the Unthinkable

🖤 Vault Haul — 5 Scoops of the Unthinkable

$109.99

👻 Half Scoop — A Little Taste of Horror

👻 Half Scoop — A Little Taste of Horror

$19.99

We're the Howes. And We're Not Okay.

Howe is our family name — and Howe Horrible is what happens when three cousins (Sha, Cady, and Davey) can't stop watching horror movies and refuse to shut up about it. We're not experts. We're just family who love to scare ourselves and then aggressively debrief like we're fine. We're not fine.

Along the way, Sha stumbled across mystery scoops on TikTok and immediately knew — horror fans needed this. So we built it. Every mystery scoop is packed with horror merchandise surprises, curated with love and a little chaos.

Welcome to Howe Horrible. Things are about to get weird.

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🖤 IMPORTANT ORDER NOTICE 🖤 All add-on orders must include a Mystery Scoop to be fulfilled. Orders without a Mystery Scoop will be returned/refunded rather than shipped. Thanks for helping us keep the horror rolling! 👻🖤 Stay Horrible!